Reached home from running some wedding errands. i.e. Meeting the Make-up artist and going Geylang for some last minute Dulang-Hantaran shopping  *lifting right eyebrow* at about 8. 

Two Hours later...

Mother asked me to stop whatever I was doing (I was just stalking other people on FB) and magically corsets appeared. *insert magical sound for effect*

If you know my Mum, she can't not say something as she moves around. Pardon me but I just ate some drugs, i.e. for my running nose, phlegm and cough and it is causing drowsiness. So she was placing this brown corset in front of me and was saying "Ok try this first, let's see if you can fit in, if not... "

Readers, I had no choice but to put it on. At first, it had seem exciting AND glamourous! Also, I'm skinny and I have been wearing one similar to this during my dancing days. So, the shoulder shrugs and the mind said, "No biggie".

But actually,... it was a big biggie. VERY BIG, indeed.

I tried the first one at first and felt fine. Then my Mum got me to prance around (ok that I did it on my own), try to sit and all and found that the first corset was ok. It was kind of getting hard to breathe by then.

The second one actually hurts my back. How can a corset hurts a skinny person?

The third one had to be put on from the feet up. Okay suddenly, the need to pee arises.

& because it does seem like an under garment thing for the bottoms, I can feel the back side was complaining. Och!'

Mum asked me to try the fourth again. I was feeling light headed by then...

And all the while all that was happening, my mind kept saying this on repeat:

How can a skinny person suffer from corset?

How can a skinny person suffer from corset?

How can a skinny person suffer from corset?

How..?

How...

How?

HOW??!!

*faints*

Reached home from running some wedding errands. i.e. Meeting the Make-up artist and going Geylang for some last minute Dulang-Hantaran shopping  *lifting right eyebrow* at about 8. 

Two Hours later...

Mother asked me to stop whatever I was doing (I was just stalking other people on FB) and magically corsets appeared. *insert magical sound for effect*

If you know my Mum, she can't not say something as she moves around. Pardon me but I just ate some drugs, i.e. for my running nose, phlegm and cough and it is causing drowsiness. So she was placing this brown corset in front of me and was saying "Ok try this first, let's see if you can fit in, if not... "

Readers, I had no choice but to put it on. At first, it had seem exciting AND glamourous! Also, I'm skinny and I have been wearing one similar to this during my dancing days. So, the shoulder shrugs and the mind said, "No biggie".

But actually,... it was a big biggie. VERY BIG, indeed.

I tried the first one at first and felt fine. Then my Mum got me to prance around (ok that I did it on my own), try to sit and all and found that the first corset was ok. It was kind of getting hard to breathe by then.

The second one actually hurts my back. How can a corset hurts a skinny person?

The third one had to be put on from the feet up. Okay suddenly, the need to pee arises.

& because it does seem like an under garment thing for the bottoms, I can feel the back side was complaining. Och!'

Mum asked me to try the fourth again. I was feeling light headed by then...

And all the while all that was happening, my mind kept saying this on repeat:

How can a skinny person suffer from corset?

How can a skinny person suffer from corset?

How can a skinny person suffer from corset?

How..?

How...

How?

HOW??!!

*faints*